Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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