my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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