if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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