it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We have started to decorate penises.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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