Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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