what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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