I accidentally had phone sex last night
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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