Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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