I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Ladies don't puke and tell
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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