where does the pee come out of this thing
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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