You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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