i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Randomize
