Is it normal to miss your booty call?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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