4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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