Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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