He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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