i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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