Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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