Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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