They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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