Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Randomize
