so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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