Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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