i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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