epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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