Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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