oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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