even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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