going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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