So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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