just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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