I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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