Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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