Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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