mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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