she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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