i think my tv is drunk
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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