She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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