Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i will never coherently bang her
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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