I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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