just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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