You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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