I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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