Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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