when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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