You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
My vagina is very pro this idea
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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