How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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