If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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