dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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