She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she told me i tasted like america
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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