But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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