You surviving the open bar?
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its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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