She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He passed out mid-signature
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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